I wanted to make Moth something, since May 9th is Mother's Day -- so I attempted these potato chips, since that's all she seems to ever eat. They came out good but I decided against sending them because seriously, who in their right mind mails potatoes?
They were simply:
soaked in olive oil
sprinkled with oregano + salt + pepper
and baked for about 10 minutes on each side, at 400 degrees. They were soft when they came out, but crisped up nicely in due time...